Buses OF Chennai County- Part II

And with her vanilla voice she said...

"Hi all, Wait for Buses of Chennai county Part 2 "..Missed her picture? Here... PART-I

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Poor conductors are not blessed enough and not lucky enough to enjoy the pleasure of INJECTING ELECTRICITY.
With his impudent voice bus conductor asked, "Where."
With her blissful voice she sprayed, "Tambaram station".

The moment i heard the word, "Tambaram stations a.k.a dation" as we heard in 
PART-I .
I grinned, smirked and was totally amused after hearing her destination.

I have no beliefs over deities but still for some reason i asked Mr.Maruti,"Can you shift Tambaram dation from India to Antarctica?"
"You lifted Sanjeevi Mountain for Ram and Co, can you repeat them for this Raavan to make a co ?"
Hanuman Spoke, Yes he did... "Brother, going to Tambaram?"
I am sorry, it was just a man sitting next to me, perhaps a stupid man who spoiled my conversation with Mr.Maruti. 
"Yes", I replied politely.
"Please Inform me, i have to get down there", he requested.

This innocent fellow wasted my 2 mins of the available 30 minutes(rough time to reach OUR destination)
"What happened to this driver, went berserk huh?"
"Whenever a pretty girl exists at my eyesight, why all these drivers speed up their dying engine and why they don't do it when i have grandma next to me" WEIRD.

                                  

"It's too much, why ogle her? What she has got?"- My Ego buzzed me.
"Let's inspect the road, yes that Devil-damn road"
(Now, driver gradually reduces his pressure on accelerator pedal)

War between NIGHT AND DAY are over, as usual DAY won the war,
"Will revenge you later"- Night said and left swiftly.  
"Blue bloods spattered across the sky and our victorious king started our day with a grin".
It's just another day with you MR.SUN a.k.a SON OF NONE.

"Chennai Super kings ku Whistle podu", It was my favorite cricketer Dhoni
(on an advertisement).

"Whistle podu... i read those phrase"
Someone followed my instruction aptly and sooner this MUSIC came "Whizzzz.....zzzz".
The guy next to me stormed with,"Brother, is this Tambaram???"
"NO, I WILL TELL YOU, I WILL BE GETTING DOWN THERE WITH YOU"- replied with a smile to hide my irritation.

I don't want to see his face again, then for every whistle he will repeat his question, swiftly i took my head on the other side.

"What the FUN".
"That Orange chudi was ogling me" (you have to believe, Her taste can be poor)
"As soon as i saw her eyes focusing me, she abruptly turned towards the front"

But i have to say, "Beautiful girls are like stylish T shirts kept FOR SALES"
"Even a minute delayed, all that you can see will be an empty HANGER".GOTCHA?
"Whizzzz.....zzzz"- Conductor interrupted us...The guy who was pinging me all the time is "Grr.........."
"Get down, it's Tambaram"- i woke him.
"what? why you dint tell me before? conductor stopppppp".

"This is the final stop"- conductor addressed him
I smiled and checked that THRONE,"Gone baby gone".

"Time pass, time passed and so she"- Convinced myself and walked towards the ticket counter, this is for SUB-URBAN electric train.
"There will be 2 queues, you can see all kind of heads there.... Long hair, smooth heads, white hairs, grey hairs and even shaved heads and helmets"

"Big queue","i have to choose anyone""Murphy laws"
"Lets go there".

"I was analyzing the TRAIN TIMINGS and i felt a color familiar to me approaching"
"Orange...."
"But it was an orange shirt, shit... then i started looking straight because i am STRAIGHT :P"

"Finally got a ticket and walked past the bridge to the respective platform"
"Zzzzz.....Train came, Boarded... Zzzzz ............ Train started, Zzzzz  Train went and i stepped down at my respective station".

" Zzzzz " Now what you ask?

ORANGE, not that shirt but our Chudi"
"I confirmed her ogling at bus, because she just did that again"

There was a guy, who stopped everyone and was asking something to them, 

Soon all of them showed him their tickets and left the place...

I walked towards him and as i expected, HE STOPPED ME and said, "I know you have your tickets but you are going too fast, save some for sequels", and he asked me to inform you all "Please wait :)"


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