A Time Travel (Version 1.0)

"You gonna pay your debt or shall i approach the cops?"
"You idiot, come out and talk... where are you hiding?"

"I am in full KOLAVERI. come out and answer us, where is our money?"

Reading and wondering what are these conversations are?, you sweet rascals...
Remember a post named A TIME TRAVEL ?
You could have have forgotten it, but i can't and i won't, people from those i borrowed money are approaching my doors everyday and asking me to pay them back. sob sob

Know why i borrowed? i showed you a time travel free of cost :( i am bankrupt now.
So here i am with its upgraded version but this time not for free.(pay me with your feedback) Like vijay mallya, am bankrupt now with a bad governance.

So passengers, should i repeat? fine... "Tighten your seat belts...."

Here we go 5,3,1(weak at Math).... Zzz

Year: Unknown.

Place: Unknown.
We are floating over a town, don't worry no hazards as like now, ten years back we had some less pollution level than now, so passengers avoid using masks.

I have got some questions for you, if you answer them perfectly at least to 90%, you will stay on this plane else else else you have to read this terror and you must report back :D
TIME TRAVEL ...

Fine amount of fun has been done(hope so), let's get in to serious stuff :)
As i have said in my previous post, my native place is a green place, imagine this.
There is a play ground, beyond that a railway track which runs over a short passage of river and after that plenty of paddy fields.

This post is dedicated for nature by nature, ain't we nature ?
Hmm we may not be having nature's traits like helping others but we are certainly NATURE:D
Like any other kid of India, i enjoyed my childhood days much with cricket.
Bat- For bat, we will use the fine base of coconut tree's fallen branch :D
Stumps- hehe, 3 sticks ? pretty easy to grab the hibiscus plant and break them in to 3 :P
Fishing rod- we have never fished a single fish, but my full gang will have a so called fishing rod, which is obviously made out of wood and some goddamn thread without a HOOK :)
all these stuffs are mostly made By breaking our next door grandma's all new x plant :)


Very next day we can see her scolding milkman, know why ? she thinks that his cow grazed her plant, she is still unaware that was not a cow but a battalion of monkeys.
That grandma passed out recently(hey granny if you are reading this post kindly comment:)) we really miss your shouting and scoldings :(

While talking about her, i must share a wonderful incident.
We usually play cricket which has no rules, which means if a batsman cries at pitch, he will be given another life :D
If a bowler says he have bowled 6 balls then that over is over :D but actually he could have bowled 5 balls.
No third umpire, so the gang which wins the argument will be the third umpire :)

Lots fun re... while playing such a modified cricket on a beautiful day, one of my friend knocked a incredible six, it landed directly over the window glass of that grandma's house :D
Her insane son, came out with a bare body(up to waist :D).
We don't know how to react, as soon as we saw a hairy ghost approaching us, we ran to a nearby mango grove. that poor uncle thought that we will be having MRF bat and Kookaburra stumps(but actually made of plant from his own house).After that we never played a single game near to their house, so we were forced to adopt a foreign condition :)  
I take this opportunity to bid adieu for those soldiers(plants) succumbed to our tortures and they gave their life to give us some little fun :) 
as i mentioned in my earlier post

Expect nothing and give everything - Nature's policy.
Give nothing but expect only good thing- Man's policy ..
I felt like these things have been missed out in first part, so made this post again, if i have wasted your valuable time forgive me :D

And forget not, as per our deal. you have to pay me with your comments so that i can throw back the money to those FULL KOLVAERI guys :P** This post is an exclusive entry for Indiblogger KISSANPUR 100% REAL EXPERIENCE contest, wanna share your real incidents? Use this link.
P:S- Image courtesy danmerchant.com.