Exam Bhooth !

Phewwwwww to the infinity...

That's the height of my Maths preparation, nothing else can annoy you than a semi solved problem, next step ?

Assuming A= omega B=Alpha C= Beta, but my English teacher in primary schooling had never taught me these, either she should have arrears in English or i must have had a deep sleep.
Bull shit....

Why i am talking all these ? still i exist in my Exam medium.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? that was the most annoying,irritating question for me in recent times, from opposite house aunts to backyard uncles... all those ALL INDIA RADIOS will ask this question every time i see them.

                                            

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For this particular purpose, i skipped attending neighbor's marriage (sad that i missed my delicious banana leaf food) and also i ll reach my home like thief, will take long routes to avoid those leeches.
For 6 months i was like a terrorist, will run run run....
Run Deepak Run, its my MANTRA !
Let this stop and i was talking about exams right.

Well, we can talk for years if we talk about HOW EDUCATION WORKS IN INDIA, perhaps education in India can not even worth calling it as EDUCATION.
If we copy some answers from a guy near by us, we will be barred but if we just repeat the phrases as it was in the book, news channel will spot us @ TOPPERS.

Night before the exam, oh my goodness, hardly sleep will touch me. if i close my eyes
"Will the question i studied will come ?"
"Will i pass this time ?"
AND after all those questions, finally i will krrrrrrrrrr...

My alarm sequence,
5:30 AM, 5:35 AM, 6:00 Am, 6:30 AM
apart from these, i will keep alarm in my mobile, dad's mobile, mom's mobile...
Despite of all these forts, i will wake up only after the final alarm :P

Have to do morning duties, rush up and catch the bus...
Footboard and conductor saab will say this "What you doing to pluck by studying engineering?"
You will not be fine in future i swear you- he punches.

After hearing all these appreciations, i will run to find my exam hall and also will await some cute girl(expectations) to have a seat with me.
Suppose if the exam sucks she will be helpful for time pass....

LAST MINUTE STUDY!
At the verge of final bell, suddenly i will read all the chapters and one voice "Get inside get inside"....
That giant invigilator KEEP YOUR MOBILE INSIDE YOUR BAG, remember i can ban you from attending all exams if you have it inside your pocket !
Even Kasab sleep peacefully inside the jail, but students cant even breath inside the exam hall :P

That blue sheet:
Question paper, it will be distributed....
Having a FINAL LAUGH, that's what i remember... laughing for one final time.
Once the question papers are given, i will try to see my friend at other corner, he will laugh at me and so me and so the exam invigilator !

Additional sheet:
Honestly we don't know why we add additional sheet, it will be hard for us to complete the main sheet, we will write HISTORY,Geography in MATHEMATICS :P
there will be a war, whether we pass or not, we will not let the invigilator to have a seat for a minute.

Sir additional sheet :P
we will be more curious on who gets the first additional sheet.
Frankly even if they provide us a mark for an additional sheet, we would have passed :P

Exam OVER !
"" Machan Will you pass ? ""
"" NO how about you ?????? ""
hehe NO !
(if the other one says YES, then we ve to call an ambulance)
Then a sigh of relief for both Einsteins...

but this time, i have done my exams well :) skipped my blog and regular activities and hope i will pass...
that's the reason for my irregular and inconsistent blogging activity :P