How Indivine Works ?

I have wrote 172 posts so far, never wrote a post for this size and never enjoyed a post to this extent, my dream post I can say and I request you to read throughout honestly.
I repeat THIS IS QUITE A BIG POST.* A VOTE OF THANKS TO INDIBLOGGER ( A site which i love to the core) :)

How to improve my blog traffic?

I joined Indiblogger some 4 months back, ever since that moment MY BLOG has seen and also seeing so many moderation, modifications and modernization.
70% of traffic to my blog comes from INDI.
Whenever I write some post, I will keep Indi in my mind, blame me or appreciate me. I will keep doing it.

So, I don't want to self portray me and I don't want to sound like a Narcissist, but I wish to share you all some sweet, sour topics on improvising your blog traffic.
If you wish to hear some silly points me, kindly stay with me.

if you have a single question like, WHO THE HELL HI IS TO GIVE ME TIPS?

Sorry my dear friend, this post is not for you... you can clean and re-install your browser.

How to Gain Traffic?

Though there are several points and several tricks, there is only one trick which you can experience, understand and teach.

SHORT-WAY survives for a SHORT TIME.

Then, what’s that long way?

Is that what you want to know, well I can share with what i know and i can share my little experience on the SWEET SITE called Indiblogger?

Will Votes help you to get readers?

YES, there are so many topics and news inside a Newspaper, but when we have them in our hands, obviously the first page will be visible.

Be it Sunny Leone on the first page or Uma Bharti, whatever crap it is... EYES WILL LOOK FOR THE VISIBLE PAGE.

So when you gather and pile votes, automatically you will reach the top spot and so whenever a newbie comes and visits that page, he/she will consider you as a prominent blogger(Honestly you can be a mediocre) but the kind of image you will get for staying in the first page will be precious.
Point to remember- When you gather votes, indirectly you gather readers.

Why should i promote?

Plainly speaking, if you have voted or if you are going to vote for this post, NO sane or insane person will deduct money from your bank account, keep it chill yaar..

What you gonna loose by voting me?

Your girl friend? Your bank balance? NOTHING YOU LOOSE.
Promote as much as blog you can, even promote imperfect blogs like mine....

Appreciating and encouraging is the best work you can do for a fellow human (hopefully for positive things)
Point to remember: CLOSE YOUR EYES AND VOTE

Should I promote everyone?

Wait guys, i feel that am going to contradict myself here.
Honestly speaking, i follow one mantra.
I will be grateful to a person who promotes me.
I will ignore a person who never promotes me back.

I am not asking you to follow this; it’s your wish...

Point to remember: while spending and wasting your time on someone who never visits your blog back, you can spend your time on a person who is loyal to you, GOTCHA?

COMMENTS:

Yes, comments…. These are like boomerang.
When you throw them at someone it will come back to you, comment on as much as blog possible, try to be honest.

If you ask me, WILL YOU BE YOU HONEST WHILE COMMENTING?
99.99% yes, I will read and comment, if there exists a blog which bores me to the core, I have no other way than to lie by appreciating him/her.
Point to remember: Commenting is the best way to familiarize you on blogosphere. GOTCHA?

These are all some overviews; here I begin my post... Come one DON’FAINT… I write for you J cheers.

If you are a GIRL/AUNTY/GRANDMA you must read this.
You are LUCKY, I mean it totally…
YOU ARE GODAMN lucky.
There is an uncle, there are some sweet uncles who votes, reads and appreciates irrespective of the blogger’s gender.
Yet there are some SWEETEST uncles, who will promote only Women (even grandma) blogs…
I had that experience, I visited that uncles’ blog and commented, you know what he did…
HE REPLIED FOR ALL comments (from GIRLS) BUT NOT FOR ME (and so for any other BOY)
I asked him straightly, YOU WILL NOT REPLY FOR GUYS? Later then he replied… SUCH A WONDERFUL CREATURE.
GOTCHA?

Are you a person interested to gather readers? I write for you... Are you a person who is satisfied with your own readers, sorry you can skip this...

1) Have an attractive display image in Indi, don’t worry… all you need to do is “HAVE A GIRLY IMAGE”
99 % work over, you can see votes falling in to your pockets.
2) Visit a guy’s blog and comment as “GOOD”. I bet that guy on whose blog you commented will remember that even at his death bed.
GUYS ARE LOYAL (think a lot and use that).
3) Appreciate fellow blogger with sweet words, if he/she don’t deserve an appreciation, advice them in private about their mistakes.
4) Irrespective of your gender, every blogger must develop a good relationship with fellow bloggers…

If you are a boy/uncle/grandpa reading this; I have something for you which you must read.
1) We are the most sinned creatures.
2) Also, we are the creatures which commit sins most of the time.

We are the victim and also the convict, got it? We hate men and women hate men… so all hate men and we are men. CONFUSED?
POINTSJ

1) develop a good network with bloggers, be wise and be gentle (TRY). Appreciate fellow bloggers despite of their name, place and color.
2) Write quality stuff, girls can make in to top by writing a post for a line, but even if we write by squeezing brain, we will land up in 5^th page. That’s how world works. So try to write quality stuffs.
3) Have a punchy headline, which lures readers.
4) Read others blog frequently and forget not to promote them.
5)  Don’t waste your time on ungrateful people’s blog and above all, be grateful to people who are grateful to you.

GENERALIZATION:

Apart from gender, together as a BLOGGER, we must learn few things.

Everyone who reads your blog owns a blog, go there appreciate him in public, advice him in private.
Everyone commits mistake and also everyone has got their own talent.
IF you say you have got no time to visit his/her blog, you should not be blogging.

AM NOT RUDE.
TYPE OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO IGNORE:

1) There are people who produce posts like Chinese population, but never give a damn to look at another person’s blog,
IGNORE SUCH IDIOTS.(SAVE YOUR TIME)
2) Few people will try to project themselves as HONEST COMMENTATORS.
They will reach you blog, you would have wrote a poem for 200 lines, which will have a mistake in 199^th line,
They will comment “YOU HAVE A MISTAKE IN YOUR 199^th LINE, change it”.. WTF?
IGNORE SUCH RETARDS…

A QUICK REVISION:

We are in VIRTUAL Place; our presence here is for life time (of blogger/Wordpress) when we are not here, no one will miss us, may be there can be few. To have such few readers, be a good person… Appreciate others, IT IS MEANINGLESS to expect someone to visit your blog when you don’t visit his/her.
There is no use of having a 100% perfect blog where you are the lone reader of your own works.
Honestly speaking, am no great writer, all that I got and achieved (as a blogger) is all because of my GOOD NETWORK and GOOD RELATIONSHIP with fellow bloggers.

I do have some people who consider me as ENEMY, yes Am 100% sure… That’s the problem of growing, when you satisfy 100 people certainly there will be some 10-15 persons who were unsatisfied with your works.
I have great belief in product life cycle, today we may be a great person but someday a strong substitute will replace our position, then WE ARE NO MORE.

I am not very old to advice everyone but I am old enough to say something,
I remember a QUOTE from my favorite movie SAVING PRIVATE RYAN…
Final quote….

“James... Earn this. Earn it.”
Meaning- Don't give up on life, Make a difference with what you do, Help others with what you can, never forget your starting point, someday you have to go back there.
P:S- I love getting votes and i wish to stay some more time on front page, don't ask me to retire soon:D
So with all my greed i ask you to vote and i assure you, i will vote you back:) THIS PROCESS WILL CERTAINLY IMPROVE THE NUMBER OF READERS that's why i ask for.

There is nothing to feel ashamed of by being yourself, ourselves :) so BE YOURSELF !